Showing posts with label stash porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stash porn. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

The never ending organization war--update and tour of current makeup hoarding situation

Not too long ago I wrote this post all about my newfound and supposedly perfect solution to storing and organizing my obscenely massive makeup stash. Well, that system was nice...until I got tired of having the bulk of my stash stowed away in an entirely separate room from where I actually DO my makeup every morning. So last week, I changed it--again. 

Got me some cheap closet-organizer shelves, stuck them on top of the Melmers that live on either side of my vanity (otherwise known as the Polish Projects) and ended up with an entirely changed and much easier to work with doozying-up station. 




Here is the whole she-bang all together. 



Here's a closer look at my vanity table itself. It's one of those two-tiered glass deals. I use bins on the lower level to organize cotton balls, sponges, q-tips and hair-restraining devices (bobby pins, clips, pony-tail holders and whatnot). Notice the black stack to the right of my mirror? Those are all my Sleek shadow palettes, my pweeeechiouuuus of the moment. Oh and that cow print thing is my Udderly Smooth lotion (the BEST lotion on the planet).

Zooming in on my brushes. Notice the prevalence of Ecotools, by far my favorite brush brand evaaaar. (I've been meaning to do a brush post forever. One fine day, I'll get to it). All my brushes live in a desk-top organizer thing I found at TJ Maxx. You can just barely see it, but the whole thing has patent black croc on the outside and snow leopard print on the inside. It's divided into 3 compartments, which I use to organize face brushes, shorty eyebrushes and longer handled eyebrushes (I hate when the short brushes get lost because all the tall ones are towering over them. Hey, I'm barely 5' 4" so I'm sensitive to height issues). The brushes that don't fit into the holder stand proudly in front of it. I love my Ecotools kabukis! I use them every frickin day. 


To the right of my brush thingy, I have a clear acrylic Caboodles organizer I use to keep my every day things in. It's got lots of different small divided compartments in the back, 2 big ones in the front and one compartment that comes with a lid and I lurve it. Look at how pretty everything looks--with the liners all standing at attention and the compacts maxin and relaxin in the bigger front compartment. I even stow tweezers on the edges of the compartment walls--I just stradle them on there& they're ready to be grabbed whenever I spot an unwanted hair. 


Now onto the shelves themselves. 


Here's what lives on top of the shelf unit on the right side--all my eye pencils are in the pink thingy (it's a mini metal bucket I found in the dollar store). The green thing holds single non-Wet N Wild eyeshadows (in my world, there are Wet N Wild shadows and then there's everything ELSE) and there's also my beloved Hoofer's Choice cuticle cream and also some foundation & primer that I am retiring for the summer.  



The top right shelf is dedicated solely to my Wet N Wild shadows. I have my trios in the long black bin and they fit perfectly, I can flip through them like file folders when I'm searching for a certain trio.  The pink bin in back holds my 8 pan palettes and my Coloricon singles. The blue bin in front holds some more 8 pans, my 6 pan palettes and my older Mega-Eyes trios (long discontinued, I was lucky enough to stumble upon them one day at my NEX)...





The middle right shelf holds all my OTHER eyeshadows (ELF, Revlon & whatnot. Also my L'Oreal Infallible shadows, my Maybelline Color Tattoos, my ELF cream shadows and some fat shadow pencils.--all organized into their own bins that I just stack on top of each other because, well, there's no other way to fit them all. 


The bottom right shelf holds all my loose shadows. Glamour Doll Eyes and Sugarpill share the green bin because, like my Wet N Wilds, they get preferential treatment and the other brands are all randomly stashed into other bins together. 

The top of the left shelf unit. I used a little plastic crate thingy from the Dollar store to hold all my hair junk and lotion and the only perfumes I ever wear (Victoria's Secret Pink and the Pink body sprays). The gaggle of polishes hiding to the right of the crate are a bunch of Indie polishes that I'm planning on trying soon--also one random H & M red, blue and silver glitter that I'm gonna bust out for 4th of July nails.

Top left shelf is dedicated to lip stuff. They are all organized by brand and product. All lipsticks live together and all glosses have their own bin. The balms also have their own little black bin up front and I keep my pencils and NYC stains (which I store upside down to keep the product in the felt tip)  in that yellow bucket. 

Middle left shelf is all about the face junk. Blushes have their own bin, as do bronzers and shimmer-making products. My NYC blushable creme sticks and my ELF blushes get their own bins cuz they're special. 

Bottom left shelf is the big honkin palette shelf. It may not look like it, but I have 2 BH Cosmetics 120 palettes, several Coastal Scents 88 palettes, a big, thick Sephora palette, a  big blush palette,  a lip palette and my NYX Nude on Nude palette all stashed on their side together in that one little crate (like a BOSS!!)

And I couldn't end this post without showing off my favorite part of my makeup station: the Skull rug at the foot of it. I found it last year at Target during halloween and originally got it for my kitchen (my kitchen has a bit of a bones motif going on--i got skull salt and pepper shakers with a matching skull cookie jar, skeleton dish towels, and an apron with a screen print of a skeleton positioned so its anatomically appropriate & all x-ray looking for the wearer.....but I digress) but then I got paranoid that the white would become hopelessly stained by food shrapnel, so I moved it to the bedroom cuz, really, there's no room in my house where a skull would not be appropriate. 

So now I have everything fairly organized and all of it at my fingertips so I'm content with the whole situation...for now...

Got any storage tips of your own to share? 


Sunday, May 20, 2012

A bag in a bag (and what's in the bag in a bag)

When you have a 19 month old child, there's no way you're getting out of the house without a big honkin bag full of baby paraphernalia...but if you're like me, you make sure to stash another mommy bag inside the baby bag.



Left: big honkin baby bag (complete with skull print and I <3 zombies pins). Right: lesser but still honkin mommy bag that lives inside big honkin baby bag.

I got this bag on clearance at Target. I'll buy anything with skulls on it...especially when those skulls are accompanied by unicorns and the price is greatly reduced.


And here's what lives insider the mommy bag!
Neutrogena makeup remover wipes
Udderly Smooth lotion (best lotion EVER and not just because of the cow print on the tube)
Maybelline Baby Lips--the minty one with no pigment 
Ecotools retractable kabuki brush
Neutrogena pimple-zapping pen
Gaudy bejeweled gold compact with a shoe on the front
Plastic thingy full of q-tips
CVS oil-absorbing sheets (Lurve those)
Physicians Formula Healthy Wear foundation powder
Burt's Bees lemon cuticle balm (which I have to actively refrain from nomming every time I smell it)
Nivea hand cream (yes, that's a total of 3 different moisturizing hand products in here)
The blush I happened to be wearing the day I shot this pic (Physicians Formula Happy Booster)
The lippie I happened to be wearing that day (Wet N Wild Fuchsia with blue flash)
Pill box with little black dresses printed on it--chock full o' Tylenol for when the kids won't stop screaming...


Nice and neatly organized--and still room for tons more crap.


Thursday, May 10, 2012

ever wonder what 1000 nail polishes piled on top of an ugly bedspread would look like?


...well now you know.

Yep, this is my entire collection of 1000-some odd polishes (minus minis, nail art stripers and basecoats/topcoats/treatments). I decided to reorganize them--again...

Oh the dilemmas of polish organizing!

I flip flop between organizing by brand and organizing by color. I like the aesthetics of organizing by brand because seeing all those pretty bottles lined up perfectly next to their sisters makes my OCD happy. However, the shortfall of organizing polishes this way is if I'm looking for just the RIGHT shade of a certain color, I have to yank out and sift through a bunch of brands in a bunch of drawers and that's annoying (especially because half my Melmer drawers make this God-awful screeching noise when I open them--a noise guaranteed to wake any and all sleeping children in the house, thus negating my chance at any kind of manicuring...)

Organizing by color is good for getting a glimpse of every nuance of every color you have--BUT it's not exactly fool proof either. How does one classify multi chromes or multi-colored glitter polishes?? And what about those blurples or those green-leaning teals or those burnt brownish oranges or grayed out purples or---AAARRRGGGHHH...yea I think you get the point.

SO I've come up with yet another organizing scheme that I'm hoping will actually work: Organizing by finish and purpose!!

Creams will live with creams.
Jellies will live with jellies.
Glitters will live with glitters
Holos will live with holos.
shimmers with shimmers...and so forth and so on...
and I'll organize the polishes by color ONCE I've sorted them by finish...

I've also decided I want to keep seperate categories for stamping polishes and layering polishes. Nothing is more annoying than having to sift thru 45 purples looking for one that I know stamps well. 

Layering polishes will basically be polishes that can't be worn alone no matter how many coats--like, for instance, flakies in clear bases or color-shifting top coats or crackles....this should make it easy for me to pull out what I need when I'm looking to do something sandwiched or layered or some other fancy schmancy mani trick...

soooo here's hoping my latest organizational grand delusion effort works out. And yes I will post pictures once I have everything sorted and settled!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

stash porn: my nail art junk

I realized I haven't done a Stash Porn post in forever....so ya wanna take a tour of my nail art stash? Sweet...

This is where my nail art stuff lives--a Caboodles train case that amazingly used to house my entire makeup collection (the days of my entire makeup collection fitting into ANY one case are loooooong gone). Let's open this mama up.....



Oooohhh aaaahhhhh. Look at all the goodies! There's tape for tape manis (that I've never used), sponge applicators for sponge manis (also never used)...

Obscene amount of decals--many of which feature spiders, skulls and other such creepy halloween stuff...



Fimo sticks. Know how many times I've used these? Yes that's right.  Zero friggin times--how did you guess? 

Various glitters and rhinestones in little drug-dealer baggies.  Got these from Bundle Monster on Amazon and when they came to me, they were in those little wheel dealies--but all the different bits were all mixed up--which sent my OCD into over drive. So I de-wheeled everything and sorted it all piece by minuscule piece into their own little baggies. It took me hours. Yes I'm aware of how ridiculous that is...

Oohhh look pretty pristine nail art brushes. And no, I'm not THAT good at cleaning my brushes. Truth is I have NEVER used them.  Don't look so shocked!

Various dotting tools and orange sticks (I love those monster-size orange sticks they sell at Sally's. They're so much better than the piddly skinny ones.  The bigness makes cuticle taming MUCH easier)...and yes I HAVE actually used the dotting tools--well one of them....once....to make snowman-face nails over Christmas. 

Stamping plates, Konad stampers and various glitters. I have both Bundle Monster sets and a bunch of different random Konad plates that I bought for one reason or another. I have had my eye on the Red Angel plates that popped up on Amazon a little while back. My stamping stuff is pretty much the only stuff in this whole box that I use enough to justify the money I spent on it--so of course I'm all about spending more...

Micro beads, more micro beads and glitter shapes.

Microbeads and my big vat of black glitter from Michael's. 

Good Lord that's a lot of glitter. I love the shiny things...

There you have it. I got all the materials to kick out some awesome nail art...and maybe one day, when the moment is right, I'll actually pull it all out and do more than just take pictures of it all...





Monday, March 5, 2012

Yep, I'm still alive--and I got Color Club stash porn!

Aaargh!! This whole not-having-time-to-blog thing is killing me! Can't wait for the husband to get back home so I can post every day again!

While we all wait for my life to get back to normal (lol--using the words 'my life' and 'normal' in the same sentence--what a joke!), lets indulge in a little stash porn. Here's some Color Club for ya:

waiting for their close-ups...

Starry Temptress Collection. I love every last polish in this set. They are the oddest glitters I've ever seen. I can't get enough of their funky speckled-looking awesomeness.

Foiled Collection

Beyond the Mistletoe Collection


Backstage Pass Collection (I *THINK* that's what this collection is called...)...this collection would be awesome if it wasn't such a bitch to apply!

3 of the smelly Sally Beauty Supply Holiday polishes & Factory Girl--the only Color Clubs that I didn't get as part of a whole set...

So are you a Color Club fan?





Thursday, March 1, 2012

impromptu makeup storage overhaul!!

So I was moseyin by my Dollar Tree on my way to Sally's to replenish my nail polish remover supply when a wall-display of cute little plastic bins caught my eye through the window. They were adorable shades of purple, teal, lime green & pink & looked to be the perfect size for makeup storage, so after I was done purchasing my (literal) gallons of remover (about once a month I purchase 1 gallon of pure acetone & one gallon of the pink acetone remover), I high-tailed it into the ol DT. 

Upon closer inspection of the bins, I discovered that the cuteness was 4-fold--that is, they weren't just single cute bins--they were 4 packs of cute bins--that's 25 wee lil pennies per bin. I bought a fuck-ton of them (yes this is an actual unit of measurement--I swear), and then I headed over to Walmart and found a bunch of those modular Ster-lite single-drawer units and THIS was born:



(just call it the poor woman's "Alex")

By "this" I'm referring to the drawers full of adorable bitty bins full of makeup (not the 6 year old standing next to said drawers)...I got 3 of the largest drawers and 2 of the next size smaller and stacked them all together. Pretty dang nifty...



Here's a closer look at some of the bins individually. I stuck one of my bangles in one for size reference--these were MADE for makeup organizing! 

And of course, I gotta show you what I stuck in all those bins and all those drawers!!


The right smaller drawer got the honor of holding all my palettes--my 120s, 88s, Sephora, ELF, NYX...they're all in there!

Left smaller drawer has become my glitter & eyelash drawer. Loose glitter, glitter gels, glitter liners, glitter adhesives, fake lashes and what not can all be found here...(oh, and that's my 17th month old sitting over there just barely in frame. Of course, 2 seconds after this shot was taken, he made a bee-line for all that shiny stuff...but I gots the mama reflexes and he was halted before disaster insued).



First big drawer has all my lippies (wand glosses, tube glosses, balms, stains, sticks, pencils) and all my eyeliners (pencils, liquids and creams)...Don't all those bins look so cute nestled in there together with their happy little pastel color-scheme?

Second big drawer has all my eyeshadows--loose, pressed, cream. I put all my Wet N Wild trios and 8 pans together in their own special bins cuz I LURVEZ them and give them preferential treatment.  Everything else is organized by type &  number of shadows--all the quads live together, and the singles and then the loose shadows get 2 bins of their own and the creams, too. I also have a bin in the middle of it all full of shadow primers and bases. That's where my NYX JEPS live as well & the $1 ELF cream shadow duos (I consider them bases because they can't really be worn alone without creasing to hell).

The bottom drawer has been designated as the "face junk" drawer. Liquid foundations & primers get their own bin, as do pressed & loose face powders. Cream & "bouncy" blushes co-habitate whilst pressed & "stick" blushes get bins of their own. Bronzers have their own bin, as do my beloved & specially imported from England (by my very obliging, globe-trotting sailor hubby) Maybelline Dream Mousse shimmers (WHY oh why don't they sell these in the US). There's also a bin of concealors & another bin of ELF shimmer stuff in there somewhere...



and, just because I said the word "bin" far too many times, here's a pic of pretty glittery mini Dollar Tree notebooks to look at. I HAD to have them...look at the sparklies!! I SO gotta do a stripey mani in honor of their awesomeness. I'm pretty sure I got glitter polishes in all those colors...

So who knew that's how my day would be spent. I just love when the organizational Gods smile upon me like that...




Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Stash porn: My Sinfuls


BOW-chicka-WOW-wow...





With all the obsessing I've been doing over the new Sinful shades lately, I thought I'd trot out my whole Sinful stash for everyone to ogle...


(clicky for da biggy)
golds, oranges, yellows


blacks, grays, silvers, whites


blues


greens


pinks


reds & purples




Ooh swirling pretties!

If you're curious about a certain shade, then holla atcha girl. :)